(Hello all my party people, how you feeling tonight?
you feel good? you look gooooood. this next one goes out to all my homies that got vaporized on Alderaan. this is an open letter to J. J. Abrams)

before i see
the new star wars i
need to be
reassured that
jar jar binks
and palpatine
weren’t in on some
bigger scheme than what was on the screen

the evidence is almost too compelling

J. J. Abrams please don’t let me down!

*~ you know i’m not blind… J. J. Abrams = Jar Jar Abrams? do the math…~*

Padmé Anakiin and Obi Wan Kenobi
both halves of Darth Maul and Qui-Gon are gone
so do your best to keep them gone!

(now J. J. Abrams, i didn’t necessarily mean that you shouldn’t think about bringing Darth Maul back into the movie series
cause in 'Episode I' you never actually see him die, and theres a lot of fan-fiction and stuff that’s not necessarily part of the prequels or the original movies ,but Darth Maul could still be alive i guess( oh and also Darth Maul was probably the best part of the Prequels so that would be really cool if you brought him back*))

~~~ and here we go again~~~

before i see
the new star wars i need to be
reassured
that walt disney isn’t actually
a sith lord
amassing a giant army
funded by the massive fan community
including me